Tumblr (3.0; @slashnxs)http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notkorra.tumblr.com/post/27956615749">notkorra</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/that%27s-a-fucking-deep-dentist-visit">#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit</a></p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/48002224239http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/48002224239Sun, 14 Apr 2013 20:41:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b4b7e641bbf274321798609da24560d/tumblr_mjxjhhMnHp1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahwahreh.tumblr.com/post/47273819248/i-think-about-this-alot">ahwahreh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I think about this alot</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/47286953257http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/47286953257Sat, 06 Apr 2013 13:03:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e1f015f7ea6f06bc67a6ac7e14532e7/tumblr_mjrztqkguS1r738fco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5126ad6f351f633a8b5d3f30509d7360/tumblr_mjrztqkguS1r738fco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anaeolist.tumblr.com/post/45534901384/this-has-definitely-been-done-about-3000-times">anaeolist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this has definitely been done about 3000 times already</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/45897476328http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/45897476328Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:44:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2f2078d204530149b0ffaff7f589103/tumblr_mjvmfv1nMA1qhkyo5o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/871cce2cd0088c0e93b5b0b709da127a/tumblr_mjvmfv1nMA1qhkyo5o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa523c3e5964a2cd7549a67dc73fedb5/tumblr_mjvmfv1nMA1qhkyo5o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kaiba-s-giant-dick.tumblr.com/post/45842985305/tifa-08-photo-provided-by-asteriskos-i-feel">kaiba-s-giant-dick</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tifa-08.tumblr.com/post/45833452227/photo-provided-by-asteriskos-i-feel-those-ppl">tifa-08</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>photo provided by <a href="http://asteriskos.tumblr.com/">asteriskos</a></p> </blockquote> <p>I feel those ppl</p> </blockquote> <p>“The white folks are at it again…”</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/45897368510http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/45897368510Thu, 21 Mar 2013 01:41:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xis5ahcQ1qaaowno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/43115432078/funny-stuff-you-like">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3yzauEXyZ1qze8f7.gif"/></p> <p><a href="http://www.thatfunnystuff.com/">Funny Stuff you like?</a></p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/43343446189http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/43343446189Sun, 17 Feb 2013 16:48:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cfbf928289e52f3b4a88311b81d4d87/tumblr_meuo2wixg31rvptp4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardtofindblog.tumblr.com/post/37695036803/best-tree-topper-evar-htfblog-gundam">hardtofindblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Best tree topper EVAR. #htfblog #gundam</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/37820661726http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/37820661726Thu, 13 Dec 2012 02:47:23 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badkidsjokes.tumblr.com/post/27041922800/roses-are-red">badkidsjokes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>roses are red</p> <p>violets are red</p> <p>tulips are red</p> <p>bushes are red</p> <p>trees are red</p> <p>oh god my gardens on fire</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/37138693959http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/37138693959Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:30:41 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqoudMq171rfgg6zo9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-detective-in-the-tardis.tumblr.com/post/35652910351/sarcasticsharkz-forever-reblog-i-love-how">a-detective-in-the-tardis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarcasticsharkz.tumblr.com/post/34990652316/forever-reblog">sarcasticsharkz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Forever Reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how Billie is even more into it than David</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/36724688690http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/36724688690Wed, 28 Nov 2012 01:21:54 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zcn7CCf01qm3n2bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>My fear is not irrational</p>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/26959523574http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/26959523574Wed, 11 Jul 2012 01:01:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5auoroF2r1qetjcco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5auoroF2r1qetjcco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryannorth.tumblr.com/post/24675908508/boys-only-how-to-survive-anything-table-of">ryannorth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong>BOYS ONLY: How to Survive Anything! </strong><br/>Table of Contents: <br/>How to Survive a shark attack<br/>How to Survive in a Forest<br/>How to Survive Frostbite<br/>How to Survive a Plane Crash<br/>How to Survive in the Desert<br/>How to Survive a Polar Bear Attack<br/>How to Survive a Flash Flood<br/>How to Survive a Broken Leg<br/>How to Survive an Earthquake<br/>How to Survive a Forest Fire<br/>How to Survive in a Whiteout<br/>How to Survive a Zombie Invasion<br/>How to Survive a Snakebite<br/>How to Survive if Your Parachute Fails<br/>How to Survive a Croc Attack<br/>How to Survive a Lightning Strike<br/>How to Survive a T-Rex<br/>How to Survive Whitewater Rapids<br/>How to Survive a Sinking Ship<br/>How to Survive a Vampire Attack<br/>How to Survive an Avalanche<br/>How to Survive a Tornado<br/>How to Survive Quicksand<br/>How to Survive a Fall<br/>How to Survive a Swarm of Bees<br/>How to Survive in Space</p> </blockquote> <p> vs</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>GIRLS ONLY: How to Survive Anything! </strong><br/>Table of Contents: <br/>How to survive a BFF Fight<br/>How to Survive Soccer Tryouts<br/>How to Survive a Breakout<br/>How to Show You’re Sorry<br/><em>(and chapter 3 is where we no longer care about “survival”)</em><br/>How to Have the Best Sleepover Ever<br/>How to Take the Perfect School Photo<br/>How to Survive Brothers<br/>Scary Survival Dos and Don’ts<br/><em>(“don’t throw things or yell at your ghost. it may react badly.”)</em><br/>How to Handle Becoming Rich<br/>How to Keep Stuff Secret<br/>How to Survive Tests<br/>How to Survive Shyness<br/>How to Handle Sudden Stardom<br/>More Stardom Survival Tips<br/>How to Survive a Camping Trip<br/><em>(“fresh air is excellent for the skin”)</em><br/>How to Survive a Fashion Disaster<br/>How to Teach Your Cat to Sit<br/><em>(are you #$&^%*@ kidding me?)</em><br/>How to Turn a No Into a Yes<br/>Top Tips for Speechmaking<br/>How to Survive Embarrassment<br/>How to Be a Mind Reader<br/>How to Survive a Crush<br/>Seaside Survival<br/><em>(don’t wear heels. tie your hair back. sunglasses add glamour.)</em><br/>How to Soothe Sunburn<br/>How to Pick Perfect Sunglasses<br/>Surviving a Zombie Attack<br/>How to Spot a Frenemy<br/>Brilliant Boredom Busters<br/>How to Survive Truth or Dare<br/>How to Beat Bullies<br/>How to be an Amazing Babysitter</p> </blockquote> <p>I came across these books myself and remarked on them to Jenn, but didn’t pick them up to open them.  <a href="http://interactivereader.blogspot.ca/2012/06/sexist-much.html">Jackie did</a>, and it’s her comments in italics there.  These books were published this year by Scholastic.  They are not, as you have have guessed by the insane sexism, published in the 1950s.  Scholastic: this is not your proudest moment?</p> <p>Maybe - MAYBE - How To Pick Perfect Sunglasses is actually in the same class as Surviving When Your Parachute Fails.  And maybe the authors truly believed this but also truly believed these two identical classes of disasters (for some reason?) needed to be in separate books.  If you ever find yourself in this situation, please oh please don’t say “THIS ONE IS FOR BOYS AND THIS IS FOR GIRLS”.  Perhaps instead say “THIS ONE HAS A BUNCH OF INTERESTING REAL-LIFE DISASTER SURVIVAL AND THIS ONE HAS A LOT OF PERSONAL HYGIENE AND INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIP STUFF IN IT, ALSO, TIPS ON GETTING YOUR CAT TO SIT DOWN, I DUNNO”.</p> <p>The content of the book is what really makes it egregious, though I do recognize I react to “boys only” and “girls only” in most contexts really negatively (dating profiles and middle school sex ed classes being I suppose some exceptions).  I can’t help subbing in other groups that have had privilege:</p> <p><strong>How To Survive Anything!  STRAIGHT PEOPLE ONLY</strong></p> <p><strong>How To Survive Anything!  WHITE PEOPLE ONLY </strong></p> <p>Wow those book titles seem really horrible, huh?  <em>Weiiiiiiiiiiiird</em></p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/26152648088http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/26152648088Fri, 29 Jun 2012 13:58:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4obm1gazW1qm3n2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23852865677http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23852865677Sun, 27 May 2012 01:44:52 -0400Anime NorthcosplayGaaraNaruto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4o2mzDemR1qm3n2bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23847099768http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23847099768Sun, 27 May 2012 01:43:06 -0400Anime NorthCosplayGaaraTemari<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpthsH4ov1qgcwnbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpthsH4ov1qgcwnbo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://autumnlovesautumn.tumblr.com/post/17976141391/the-fuckery">autumnlovesautumn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The fuckery.</p> </blockquote>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23276748330http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/23276748330Fri, 18 May 2012 00:59:33 -0400<p>CYBORG DINOSAURS</p>http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/22266777336http://slashnxs.tumblr.com/post/22266777336Wed, 02 May 2012 15:07:03 -0400